heya people! sori I was able to blog for a few dayz!hehhe... am very busy well u cud say lazy! hahha.. well here's wat I did for d past few dayz! P.S. sori if it's too long to read! der's lots to mention! lol...

October 30 ?pIcNiC dAy !!!! 

 UM... how am I going 2 start dis lol!... well Us form 3's went to Tai Tong Country Park in Yuen Long < I think that's wat it's called lol > Form 3A was d 1st one 2 get der! hehhe.. no offence to sum people but sum of em got lost! their driver didn't really know d way properly! newaiz! we heard dat der'll be some games b4 start d BBQ but some other classmates started deir fire! hai!... My frens and I didn't have any slightest idea on wat to do! We didn't know how 2 start d fire! lol... so we needed Mr.Yu<aka our class teacher> to help us w/ it! lol.. pretty dumb huh??  blah...blah..blah.. dun wanna talk bout d BBQ now! so after dat, K8, CJ<aka Lindsy> and I went hiking then Cristina and Sara called mah cel and asked us to wait for dem! We met up and started walking A LONG WAY! We passed dis small waterfall or sumtin and we played w/ d water! The wata was really cold!!! splashed it to each other! it was great! den we heard d GUYS coming and started to run! Herpreet was behind us den ran! Cj ran after him! I had to stop cos my tummy was aching from drinken too much wata! lol... we walked and walked for ages joining Bobby, Vincent and Herpreet... but suddenly we got lost! we walked here n der! not knowing where to go we chose to separate! the guys went back from where we started and us gurls went up d hill!!! it was so TIRING! der wasn't any signal on top of d 2 mountains which we climbed and alas, we dun hab any hope it was a gud thing K8 had a bit of a signal from her cel n called Mr.Wong! Mr. Wong cudn't do anything!!! xcept wait! heheh.. so we continued and irritating walk down d mountain! then we saw a car! I told Cj to put d hitch-hike sign n she did! The car stopped and asked d driver if he doesn't mind giving us a ride back to d BBQ site! HE said ok since we really were tired! He was so kind to give us a ride! n u know wat kind of car we rode???  WE RODE ON a MERCEDEZ BENZ!!! WOOH!!!! lol.. it was a/c and with music too! we really enjoyed d ride! We were really pleased cos we asked 2 other vehicles if dey cud give us a ride but dey r selfish and stone-hearted!!!!Hope dey wud experience wat we been thru some day! and ha! hope dey won't get a ride! lol..dat's mean! well I think dis thing is gettin longer heheh!!! so me stop here and continue to anotha! 

November 1 ( in d morning)---7th Skies<staircase runnin?gt;

ok! I went 2 d MTR to meet Teresa and Gary! it's a gud thing I was early! hehehe.. first tym! lol.. Well I saw d train come and Teresa was der! so she hopped out and asked where was Gary! I called Gary and he was still in Tsuen Wan I think! lol.. newaiz.. we hab 2 w8 for him for 4 minutes den hopped on d next train! we thought he was der but he wasn't so Teresa and I got off at Sham Shui Po! it continued til we were in Prince Edward but still no Gary---waited for him til d next train came but still no sign of him--so decided to wait for him in Kwun Tong! but when we got on d train 2 Kwun tong, Gary called and said he was on d same train as we were- asked him where n he said back of d train! We thought we were @ d back but soon noticed we were @ d front! it was silly and dumb I know lol! Finally met Gary den met MR. Cheung @ Kwun Tong! Mr. Cheung bought us some MILOBAR for strength but BAH! it was no use tho yummy!  ----After d staircase thing!!! we lost for sure! lol... hehe I was kinda bummed but wasn't kinda mad cos if people went with wat we did! they wud feel d same way! Running 6 flights of stairs wud cost u to faint!lol... Nuthing to say here! move on... lol..

November 1 ( @ night)- Y.O.F. !!!!!<Youth on Fire>

Hiya people! Sori cudn't blog for d past few dayz lol.. I'm very lazy and busy at the same tym! Pwede ba yun?? lol hehe.. nyways.. I'm having a good and bad week...... darkness on 1 side and brightness on d other...!! lol.. I just remembered wat Mr.Wong<aka discipline master> said.. turning from d dark n goin' 2 d light.. hahha.. well loadz of stuffz happened xcept dat I dun wanna type it here! I promised you guys & gurlz dat I'll be posting jokes from dat certain day < which I forgot hehhe> so here dey r! I hope u enjoy dem!!!!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....

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I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in town and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just was threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I

saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

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Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me " Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, THEREE JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a Truestory... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where' s that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

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 Hope you people find these funny cos I certainly did!!! Hehehhe!!! TC and God Bless To you all!!!!

Hey people! I feel much better now.. but not totally.. lol.. der's nuthin much to do now.. since it's 11:46pm.. yes PM.. im still awake.. can't sleep...Been thinking about some stuffs....I've been in trouble a lot dis week and it's driving me nuts! I'm losing my touch w/ God and I need people to pray for me..Please do....Well I just wanna share some jokes w/ u.. so here they r! Comment them ok?? Take care and God Bless!

*No Place Like Home*
While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table,
and we started talking. He asked where my kids go to school.  I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner
for our family. I said, "No, I also work .  .  out of our home." Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered. The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don't get out much, do you?"

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*Vat A Country!*
Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the
very first time. He said he wanted to go with me to the supermarket, so I invited him
along. As he went up & down the aisles with me, at the local Giant Food Store,
he constantly asked me questions about products he saw. "Vas diss??  Powdered orange juice??" asked my dad <pointing at Tang>. I said, "Yeh, Dad.  You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice." A few minutes later, in a different aisle, dad blurted out, "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?" <pointing at a box of Carnation>. I  said, "Yeah, Dad.  You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!" A few minutes later, in a different aisle, my dad yelled out,  "Und give a look here!!  Baby Powder!!  Vat a country, vat a country!"

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